‘Prince of Pegging’ Trends With ‘Prince William Affair’: Why

‘Prince of Pegging’ Trends With ‘Prince William Affair’: Why

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Poor Prince William, condemned never to escape the rumors of this affair with the Marchioness of Cholmondeley nor of his alleged inability to type, even if it is the first that concerns us today. ‘The Prince William affair’ was trending on Twitter yesterday, in conjunction with a much more catchy hashtag which suggested Britain’s future king had already been crowned ‘prince of home’. I know what you’re thinking: When did the Queen return this special favor? ? But in reality, the British public awarded this title.

Before we go too far down this path, however, I should note that William’s alleged love of pegging – that is, a cis woman (likely, based on the context clues to come) penetrates him anally with a strap-on – drift by pure speculation. Nothing here is close to being confirmed. Naturally, the Cambridges didn’t comment or acknowledge the hashtags, and again I must point out that it’s not clear William even knows how to use a computer. At the very least, however, I can tell you how we got here. Maybe you would like to know.

In short, because people-gossip-slash-account-RP TwoMe ran a rare blind royal item this week. Like all the other stores on DeuxMoi, it’s unverified and most likely rubbish, but here’s what It said: “It’s so salacious that I’m almost too shaken to share with you (but I’ll do it anyway). This British royal’s extramarital affair is an open secret in London and among English artists, and is the talk of the town. all the parties and all the press offices.At a recent media night, I was told that the real reason for the affair was the royal’s love of pegging, in which his wife is far too old-fashioned to engage in. The wife doesn’t care and actually prefers her husband to get his sex needs met elsewhere, as long as things don’t get emotional, which was the case with the last wife.

Sure, there are a few royal husbands who could potentially fit this bill, but only one can be the “prince of the anchor” (i.e. the hashtag that started trending with # princewilliamaffair after this blind went viral). People suspect William because of the mess with the marquise.

I’m so glad you asked. In 2019, the Sun reported on a supposed quarrel between Kate Middleton and her neighbor “turnip toff”, former model and current Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Rose Hanbury. Hanbury and her husband, Marquess of Cholmondeley (pronounced “Chumley”) David Rocksavage, live in Norfolk near Kate and William’s country estate, Anmer Hall, and the Sun said Kate had come to see Rose as her “rural rival” – and not just because, as Gawker pointed out, Rose looks almost exactly like her. According to Sun, Kate wanted to excommunicate Rose from turnip toffs for “terrible” and “well-known” falling outs. The Sun didn’t give reasons for fight, but other outlets did: Lainey Gossip written at the time that “rumors of an affair between Will and Rose are simmering”, only “no one wanted to ‘name the possibility’ out loud”. No one except the British journalist named Giles Coren, I suppose, who tweeted then quickly deleted that “everyone is aware of the affair”.

Shortly after the sun report was published, Daily mail alleged that both parties were considering legal action over the supposed falsehoods, although none ever materialized. Still, this rumor has stuck around and seems to be the reason why some people think William is looking outside of his marriage for partners who will tie him up and Kate is fine with that as long as she doesn’t end up with another situation. of the Marchioness of Cholmondeley. on his hands.

Once again, the rumor of attachment is itself baseless! We probe the spirit of a nameless hike with dubious motivations! But looking at the British line of successionwe can identify a handful of possible candidates and eliminate one guy – the perverse prince andrew – who does not meet the basic qualification of the blind to have a wife to take care of his business. Below are our possibilities, ranked from most likely to least likely based on current speculation:

Prince William, for the reasons explained above and also by way of elimination. It’s hard to imagine her making love, but okay!

Prince Edward, i.e. the Queen’s youngest child and the current Earl of Wessex. Honestly, I don’t know much about this guy except what I learned from The latest royal biography of Tina Brown. (Basically, Prince Eddie has a knack for unreliable business ventures and once followed Prince William around the University of St. Andrews with a camera for a documentary he, Eddie, was making.) the attachment? Maybe! Impossible to say!

Prince Harry, who is married to Meghan Markle and equally retired from official duties as a senior royal years ago. Primarily because of this ruling, I doubt his personal life qualifies for “open London secret” status (Harry and Meghan now live in Montecito) or that alleged love of anchorage would be “the subject of conversation of each party and press office”. Here again, British tabloids seem to resent his wifeso maybe some news outlets are making up gossip about the internal happenings of their marriage.

Prince Charles, who is next in line for the throne. The main reason I don’t think this gossip refers to Charles is my sincere belief that if someone was going to hypothetically tie him up, they’d insist on it being his wife Camille. A personal opinion based on my own subjective impression of their situation, of course, but then this man unwittingly stated publicly that he was going settle for being Camilla’s buffer if that meant they had to be together. And Camilla, for her part, doesn’t seem particularly “old fashioned” to me. She is said to be a good sportswoman, generally speaking, describe by Charles as being “jolly good” and “down to earth”. Next!

Prince Philipwho would be at the top of my list if he hadn’t died last year. Otherwise, he would probably be a perfect candidate: His infidelity rumors are widely known, which would tick the “open secret in London and among the English set of artists” box. I can also see the queen (who usually comes off as “old fashioned”, except hologram) turning a blind eye to this one as long as it didn’t engender serious feelings for another person. The only problem here is that Philip is dead. Unless?

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